Total Medals Earned: 1,091 (From 231 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,430 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 12/21 (190/500 points)
Finders keepers
An axe kick just so happened to land upon yo foe-head!
You failed and died in the first level.. dang man.
You got special gem that gives your blade special fire powers and stuff
The fire gem imbued new powers into your sword!
Well... you got the Shot-Hook..
You jumped in the air gracefully and plunged into your enemy! Yay!
That dude was "slice!," but then, you were like, "SLASH-BAM-HAH!"
SHOOOOORRR-YYYYUKEN!!
You were blown apart by a fiery fire-ball of doom and destruction!
You were all like, "GET OVER HERE!!" -and then- "SLASH!!"
You got your face smashed in by a zombe-stick! Oh noes!
You jumped into the pit of nothingness and promptly killed yourself.. Yay!!
You done got guillotined! To death!
You got electrocuted AND kicked at the SAME TIME!! Woo Hoo!!
You sliced the first enemy! "SLICE!"
The ol' kick-him-back-and-yank-his-head-off maneuver... A classic.
You raised up the platforms and successfully crossed over the gaping gap of death..
You jumped into the pit of spikes! And without prompt! Bravo!! A truly inspiring performance indeed!
You slashed both of the zombie sticks!!
You went toe-to-toe with the gold-masked enemy and defeated his every move! …most likely after many failed attempts, but still!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (160/160 points)
Manage to get yourself killed at the very beginning
Kill your first(and possibly last) zombie.
Fight off the damn zombies for 3 minutes!
This is it. You did it.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/300 points)
Survived 5 minutes
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Played 10 times in one session
Medals Earned: 8/23 (110/500 points)
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/13 (125/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
